too awesome: iphone recession case

it's one thing to be creative, it's another to be ultracreative. my first words that came out when i saw it was: "sonofa--!", the rest is history.

it's a gem, observe..






a brief description from the makers:

Tough times call for tough cases and that's where the recession case comes in! The recession case lets you keep cash in your pocket without sacrificing on unique design for your beloved iPhone! But just in case one isn't enough we have the BAILOUT BUNDLE - 10 cases for $7.99!

We are now offering FREE “Sharpie Script “personalization on the recession case! Just leave “Albertus Medium” selected and you will get your very own personalized recession case! If ordering a bundle we will personalize the first case.

brilliant! you get extra 9 for backup. well, you know, just in case it gets a little bit sloppy after you've had that greasy mcd fries.. who'd of thunk it?

oh, and there's more. here's the product questions & answers..

Q) Is it waterproof?
A) No, so don't put it in the dishwasher.

Q) Is this case flammable?
A) If you light it on fire it is.

Q) Does it come assembled?
A) No, see our animated gif for a step by step demo!

Q) What device does this case support?
A) iPhone 1G + 3G + 3GS

Q) How does this case stay together?
A) It has locking tabs at the bottom and top of the case, as well as an adhesive strip to keep the case held together.

Q) Can I use this case to microwave my frozen pizzas?
A) I don't see why not, although we can't insure quality taste.

Q) Will this case make me awesome?
A) I think that goes without saying.

Q) Is there a warranty?
A) No, it is cardboard afterall.

Q) Can I get a paper cut on my ear while using this case?
A) My first guess would be no, but anything is possible, we don't promote unsafe use of the recession case.

Q) How long will the case be sold?
A) As long as it needs to be to get us out of this recession! or while supplies last.

Q) Does it come with a screen protector?
A) No, we are in a recession!

Q) How long will the product last?
A) Forever, as long as you don't destroy it!

Q) Is this case made from recycled cardboard?
A) 100% of only the best for you!

Q) Will the product scratch my device?
A) No! Its cardboard not brick!

Q) Is the CM logo impressed on the case?
A) This is known as the "people's case"

Q) Will this product be sold at case-mate retail locations?
A) Nope! The recession case is sold exclusively here at case-mate.com!

so i had a friend who went out and bought an iPhone the other day because he fell in love with this case. true story. i swear on the fairy tales.